So, what's up?
I guess we're off to a good start, you know, just starting to share the word about the Elemental Army to the Elemental Level of the World.
If you're gonna read this blog, listen up: you know the Blog Archive list thingy on the side? Whatever says TEA (The Elemental Army) before the actual title means it's my life being posted (oh, yeah! I'm famous, uh huh! Just kidding.), otherwise, it's just news about the Elemental Army, such and such, got it?!
Wait, did you say you wanna know about the Army?
Ugh, gosh. Ok, I'm only saying this once as long as I can remember to only mention it once.
Ok, there are these people out there in the world, and they are born with the abilities to control one of the main elements. Only these kind of people are allowed in the Army. There are a few other elements, but the Elemental Army is the main army and only accept people who control one of the main elements. Of course, there are other small armies that other people have started which allow other Elementees (people who can control an element) to enter their army. At rare occasions, there are Elementees who can control more than one element. Isn't that cool?
But, let's get back the Army before we get off track.
So, when us Elementees are about 6 months old, we are brought to the Army to be trained. Yes, there is also another thing that is very special about Elementees: they learn the quickest when they are younger, but in general, are much smarter than the ordinary people out there on the lower level of the World. I'll explain about the levels of the World in a bit. We start training as soon as we can start walking, and the Army wants us to learn as soon as possible. That's why we are taken away from our original families in the very early stage of life. When they come and get us, the Elementees test our abilities so that when they arrive at the Army Station they are ready to tell the Army guards what ability we have so the guards aren't too suspicious, ya know, and give you that squinted eye to make sure you're an Elementee. I really don't get why people squint when they're suspicious. I mean, if you're suspicious you want to know the truth, right? Wouldn't people know the truth better if their eyes were wide open?
And of course, what would be a world without enemies? Yes, there are some very pesty people who like to bother us, but they live in the Elemental Level of the World, so they can also control elements. They have a lot of pride, those stinking grasshoppers, that's why they only train their Elementees how to control their elements and stuff. But the Elemental Army is smarter: The Elementee Mentors teach how to fight both the Elemental way AND the Phsyical way. Apparently, the Elemental Army has the largest ability of Phsyical fighting out of all the armies of Elements! Hohoho, what d'ya know? This is why those beasts (I'm not sure what they're called) haven't attacked us in .... I actually don't know. Go ask Mortimer. He's my Mentor, the one that's always grumpy, and has super skinny legs.
Ok, so are you now looking forward to the levels of the World? Right, there's four levels. Most of you are living on Level 3, also known as the Humanity Level of the World. Some oldies call it the Homo Sapiens Sapiens Level of the World. Something about evolution, I guess? Sorry, folks. I don't believe in evolution. Why Level 3, I hear? It's because Level 1 is for people who are dead. Like, completely dead. They've got no soul or life, kinda like the Egyptian afterlife rule thingy, if you live in Level 1 of the World (aka. Lifeless Level of the World) you haven't been accepted into the afterlife, and you've got no ka or ba to protect you. Level 2 (aka. Pre-Humanisation Level of the World) is basically for the people who are coming to the Humanity Level of the World, some known as babies; some known as ghosts, if any of you believe (yes, I believe in ghosts). A lot of Elementees become ghosts when they die. They're translucent, and you can't hear them in real life unless it's a dream or prophecy. I dunno if you can "die" after you become a ghost, so don't ask me anymore. It's giving me the shiveries! We've already gone through Level 3, so let's get a move on before you and I run out of time: Level 4 (aka. My favourite level of the World) is also called the Elemental Level of the World! This is where the Elementees go when they are called by an Elementee Mentor and they disappear from the Humanity Level of the World and come to live here. Only Elementees are able to travel from Level 3 to 4. Isn't that cool?!
And if you're planning on being an Elementee, don't. There's too many rules to live in the Elemental Army. If you don't care, I guess that means you don't care if you are putting your life at risk when you go on missions and getting your head cut off by beasty little things called ferroers. They are huge bears that evil ghost thingies leave for us to receive bad luck. Now I got you thinking, haven't I, because you can't become an Elementee, you've gotta be born one! And for those of you who are those little-ish kind of kids who love to read these kind of stories, I'm imagining you guys with those baby pouty faces that I always do to my superdy duper (sarcasm) mentor, Mortimer.
Questions are (sometimes) welcome. Good day to you.
--Aisa.
